There Is No Better Shirt Than This Shirt
I know I have claimed this once before already, but let me very quietly back up on my word and pretend you never heard that. This is it. This is The Shirt. There is no Other. It’s the kind of shirt where, if you wear it, men will ooh and ahh and say, “there he goes… Mr. Steal - Your- Girl,” rendered speechless by your skill at Stealing The Girl. I’m a feminist and all, but I’m also just a simple mortal. And no simple mortal can deny this baskeball-ass spider lookin dude. It’s the best of times, it’s the worst of times. It’s six long blond hairs clinging on for dear life, or a sun with sunglasses on it. It’s Gritty, probably.
It’s designed by Ed Illustrates on everpress and I’m pretty sure it’s only available for a few more days to order. I suggest you jump on it before it jumps on you.
Regards,